I'll cut you

jacnoc:

candymandie:

‘get back in the kitchen’

sure

be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

I’ll go back in the kitchen

but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post. 

statichroma:

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

if youre terrified of losing a stable system thats done nothing but teach you to answer prompts and has based your value as a person on your skill at bubbling the correct answer and you really wanna show it

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

so apparently the seniors at my old high school hired a mariachi band to follow the principal around all day for their senior prank

i found a picture

iguanamouth:

coolscar:

THE OTHER DAY I WAS WATCHING POKEMON ON CARTOON NETWORK AND ASH WAS TALKING ABOUT BROCK TO HIS DUMB NEW UNOVA FRIENDS AND HE WAS LIKE. “BROCK WASN’T EVEN A VERY GOOD COOK…. HAHA!” IVE NEVER FELT SO HEARTBROKEN HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT YOU LITTLE ASS

he didnt even know what a riceball was

destiel-is-superwholocked:

splintercellconviction:

tootwizard:

WHEN U SEE UR TEACHERS IN RANDOM PLACES

you mean like when you just open a box of cereal and find your geography teacher nestled in amongst your corn flakes or when you look out the window and your science teacher is just sat on the swing set in your neighbour’s garden

yeah