I'll cut you

i cybered on omegle today

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
 Your conversation partner has disconnected.

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

enenkay:

I made a Zacharie pancake for my sister since she let me use her pancake BATTER. Eheheeee #off #pancakes #zacharie #off(game)

magical-lolita-ocean:

magical-lolita-ocean:

Firstly, thank you for 4000 followers~! As thanks, I’m doing a giveaway of my new print set.

★About the prints★
-There is 15 of them
-They’re 4x6 and printed on glossy photo paper
-I can sign them if you wish.

★Rules★
-Give away ends May 19th
-Each person can reblog up to 5 times
-Likes do no count
-No giveaway blogs
-You do not need to be following me, however if you wanna check out my blog that’d be great :D
-Do not delete this text.

Winner will be messaged through ask box, if winner does not reply(or have their ask open) within 24 hours a new winner will be chosen.
Also, I will be doing the same give-away on Deviantart. You are free to join both.

Good luck! ♥

Today is the last day to reblog this! I will be sending out the notification shortly after 12AM tomorrow.

zaevvo:

purification of the whiteboard

svdp:

Phenomenal wood carvings by Italian sculptor Aaron Demetz . Part of an upcoming exhibition titled “Tainted” at the Gazelli Art House in London.

siriusstark:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.

there’s still good in this world

amessage-foryou:

loving-lizzy-lee:

raisingamadeus:

reedierenee:

throwindown-inthedirtydirtysouth:

New perspective on what mothers usually find “annoying”

Omg crying😭

Cry ALL THE TEARS

D’awwww

Where is that from?

yuriyann:

making my way downtown

tastefullyoffensive:

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